chabica:

How to be romantic with me

  • Buy me flowers
  • Tell me I’m beautiful
  • Kiss my forehead
  • Bare the keyblade
  • no seriously
  • Be A Keyblade Master
  • Master the fucking keyblade
  • WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

(Source: wadda-mun, via vectortothetwilight)

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

(Source: plantaplanta, via loverebelangel)

aph-peter-kirkland:

So I want to help calm people down and stuff, so here’s a bird appreciation post.

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Look how colorful this one is

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This one is so pretty

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LOOK HOW BLUE THIS ONE IS

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THIS ONE IS SO FAT

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Emus are so weird I love them 

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Kiwi birds are adorable 

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IT’S FLUFFY

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This one looks angry

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Majestic as fuck

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Just, BIRDS! 

(via loverebelangel)